【水库英语课】Newest Words —— 新新趣词！

花匠鱼

英语还是挺重要的，如果说不重要，那么英语其实也挺有趣的，想想，能和外国人说话，总比不能和外国人说话好。大家没事学点也挺好。
即使不抱学习的态度，那么一下这些也都差不多都能看懂的；看看这些，也是了解他们的文化，了解洋鬼子流行什么，脑子是怎么动法的。  
                         -----------myirene,mobile.0110.cn,Mar 8,2006

WORDS ABOUT WORDS
Language change is inevitable, continuous, universal and multidirectional. Languages do not get better or worse when they change. They just — change.
                         ------------David Crystal, British linguist, How Language Works, January 5, 2006

NEW
songlifting
pp. Illegally downloading music. [Blend of song and shoplifting.]
—songlift v.
—songlifter n.

NEW
ghost forest
n. A stand of dead trees, particularly one surrounded by water; a stand of trees submerged in water.

NEW
hedonic treadmill
n. The tendency for a person's economic expectations and desires to rise at the same rate as his or her income, resulting in no net gain of satisfaction or happiness.

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victimless meat
n. Meat grown from a tissue culture.

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competitive compassion
n. Contributing to a charity or cause in a greater amount than others or for recogntion.

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milk-brain
n. 1. Feelings of disorientation and mental sluggishness reported by some mothers of newborn babies. 2. Total involvement in the care of a newborn baby, to the exclusion of almost everything else. Also: milk-brain.

NEW
elbow bump
n. A form of greeting in which two people touch elbows. —v.
—elbow bumping pp.

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flu day
n. A day during which a school or school district is closed to prevent or reduce the spread of the flu.

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competitive teardown
n. Reverse engineering a competitor's product by taking it apart and examining its components and materials.

[ 本帖最后由 myirene 于 2006-3-8 16:36 编辑 ]

花匠鱼

Baldwin - Girls use this to describe hot guys

Bazookas - Mahoosive Boobs

Betty Swollocks - Sweaty Bollocks

Bone Smoker - Homosexual

Bristley - A hot girl

Bunkey - A BIG weener

Calapidgion - Having shapely buttocks

Cankles - When you are so fat your calves and ankles are the same size.

Deuce - A very ugly girl

Dime - A fine ass honey,

F.M.F - Fine Mother F*cker

Ferret Dave - A stranger in a pub who joins your conversation and buys the booze

Finter - The time between Fall and Winter - very very little snow, still warm, getting cold-but not cold enough to wear a winter jacket. - I hate Finter (also known as Fautom)

Fittershitters - When something falls apart.

Fizzy good - Magic hangover curing tablets

Harpoon Lounge - To say when leaving a place

Jewish Porkpie - Very Rare

Lumpies - To carefully watch someone just to scare the crap out of them.

Malaka - Common greeting, also w#nker in greek, prefix with YASSU and you have a handy everyday abusive greeting for friends and loved ones

Mandy - If someone's mother is a Mandy she's pretty but has ugly kids

Meeple - Sh*t, Damn

Milfy - If someones mother is milfy you cant decide whether you'd f**k her or not

Mindy - If someone's mother is a Mindy she is butt ugly, also see Mandy

Mitch - An overly huge unibrow

Mong - Stoner/army slang meaning to just sit and chill

Nub - Someone who is purely shite at something

P.A.B or P'ABE - A person who acts tough but is actually softer than a fabric softner sheet, originally meant Pakki Acting Black (i.e someone who is not hard, acting hard)

Partooschkey - Big butt

Pennis - Penis tennis - Gay intercourse.

Punk Ass - Something that is very cool and punk.

Rope - A long, thick, twisted and hairy type person

Rump Ranger - Another word to describe a gay person

Sex-grabs - The word for the fat bit on a girls hips (alternative to love handles)

Shantz - Those clothes that are not quite shorts and not quite pants.

Shneil - noun: Booze (e.g. lets go out for a shneil.)

Snagiggle - An unexpected diss , embarassment

Tibby-reght - It will be right in morning

Torrididdle - Bewildered, almost mad

Tromboning - To masturbate while taking a dump

Twinks - Something cute I call my mate

Twittern - Narrow path between hedges

Umpalumpa - Chubby short girl or guy who likes to use alot of gel or wax on their hair!

Upper Deck - When you take a crap in the upper part of the toilet

Welk - Fat sticky pimple

[ 本帖最后由 myirene 于 2006-3-8 16:35 编辑 ]

sxd945

我的妈呀，我就说个i like it，小麦鱼就敢又整出一个系列来
可怕！
i like him

花匠鱼

不是阿，我是先发这个才看到你的话的阿。
以前好像也发过“学英语系列”吧

sxd945

ok，打开词霸，认真学习之

花匠鱼

firefox有一个google工具条提供和词霸一样的功能，我想内存会少很多。
不过没有看有没有maxthon或者opera的插件.....

05220621

怕怕///////////。

花匠鱼

有些词可能还是相当有用的。有些词则非常好玩